dreadedindian:

if you’re on your period and you don’t blow your boyfriend what kind of girl are you anyway

I wish my girlfriend did that

jimmyneuteredtron:

imageKim Pastabowl

(via death-by-lulz)

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

(via stayg0ldforever)

suicidewatch:

Electric Wizard “Satanic Rites Of Drugula”

(via creepybabygirl)

dreadedindian:

high af watching gremlins in my bed that baby made for me ✌